Topic: Fucking Cunt (Read 180 times)

Badem · « **on:** March 13, 2010, 05:26:10 PM »

I could kill someone right now, seriously, beat them to death and shit

driving home, 70mph on motorway, Cunt in Audi comes veering down the middle lane at 90mph and looking in my mirror I can see he is a little too far over, i got traffic cones on hard shoulder and onto the road, so I had to pull to Left
BANG

Twatted the cone, took out my hubcap, wing mirror and dented my tire

fucking cunt

bebuhl · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2010, 05:30:08 PM »

What a shame everyone is not allowed to carry guns amirite.

inox · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2010, 06:22:51 PM »

That's what you get for driving at 70 mph.

kab · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:01:38 PM »

Insurance?

Vessol · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:16:59 PM »

Quote from: inox on March 13, 2010, 06:22:51 PM

That's what you get for driving at 70 mph.

^

Lily · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:23:00 PM »

On a motorway, 70 is pretty much the social minimum. Legally the max but no-one bothers with that.

inox · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2010, 11:52:41 PM »

Well, yeah, but you people drive on the wrong side of the road too.

kab · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2010, 12:01:20 AM »

And in the wrong seat.

bebuhl · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2010, 12:03:01 AM »

Quote from: inox on March 13, 2010, 11:52:41 PM

Well, yeah, but you people drive on the wrong side of the road too.

Lol how dumb is that, right?

Tallefred · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2010, 04:25:10 AM »

Seriously! And those backwards motherfuckers still use the metric system! Everyone knows the English system is superior.

You'll be back, England. You'll be back.

Badem · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2010, 06:48:26 AM »

HEY

Sympathy for me on damamging my baby, I dont give a fuck about anything else

and to cap it off, its not a normal mirror, oh no...

Its an Electric heated Wing Mirror that costs upto £300 to replace

Off to scrapyard during week see if i can rip one off another car

Tallefred · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2010, 07:07:43 AM »

A heated mirror seems like a kind of stupid idea.

I mean, I know you're going to tell me it cleans off the fog, but still, it's hedonistic. God disapproves.

Mordhak · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2010, 07:39:53 AM »

Heated mirrors are retarded. And your driving style is retarded too.

Badem · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:25:52 AM »

I am a new driver so fuck you

and Heated mirrors are great as it melts off ice on the mirrors and shit like that

Mordhak · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:38:36 AM »

There's this thingy called antifrost spray... takes 5 seconds of your time before you enter the car and it doesnt cost 300 bucks.

Badem · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:39:28 AM »

mirrors were standard on the car, so like I give a fuck, I save myself the 5 bucks

fucking winner

Mordhak · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2010, 09:35:13 AM »

You didn't save 5 bucks, you spent 295 too many on a useless option. The car dealer just ripped you off cause you're dumb and easy to trick.

Badem · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2010, 10:30:42 AM »

erm no i didnt, cos
1) the car was second hand
2) it was like 1.7K where a new one is like 11k

so yeah, I am still laughing to the bank

kab · « **Reply #18 on:** March 14, 2010, 12:08:48 PM »

And he only had to buy the mirror once while he would have to buy the spray several times, plus it cleans of the fog too.

Mordhak · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:36:32 PM »

My left and right mirrors are never foggy. They never ice over either. I dunno what kinda shit ass mirrors you got there.

Badem · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:54:30 PM »

we just have fucking cold weather

Mordhak · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:02:04 PM »

Not colder than in Belgium.

jonyak · « **Reply #22 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:14:38 PM »

I wish I had heated mirrors, I can't count how many times I have had to get out and scrape off my mirrors. they always get covered in snow and ice.

bebuhl · « **Reply #23 on:** March 14, 2010, 03:10:10 PM »

I don't use my mirrors. Do you care for your life when driving? THEN PAY ATTENTION TO ME, YOU ASSHOLE.

That's my motto.

Honest Bill · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2010, 01:37:48 PM »

Should have slowed down and let him smash into the back of you, then claimed you had whiplash and got a nice few grand in compensation.

Aacevedo · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2010, 01:41:32 PM »

Quote from: inox on March 13, 2010, 06:22:51 PM

That's what you get for driving at 70 mph.

Quote from: kab on March 14, 2010, 12:01:20 AM

And in the wrong seat.

Quote from: inox on March 13, 2010, 11:52:41 PM

Well, yeah, but you people drive on the wrong side of the road too.

they said it all.

Quote from: bebuhl on March 14, 2010, 03:10:10 PM

I don't use my mirrors. Do you care for your life when driving? THEN PAY ATTENTION TO ME, YOU ASSHOLE.
That's my motto.

Ohhh I miss my Chevy Nova, I was the king of the motherfucking street.. BRROOOM BRROOM get the fuck out of my way assholes BRROOOM BROOOOM these are 2 tons of REAL metal I dare you to try to be in its way!. mwaajajja

bebuhl · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2010, 02:46:44 PM »

Oh....I wish cars were still made of metal, instead of pancakes, nowadays.

Đŗựđļęỵ · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2010, 02:47:50 PM »

But pancakes are much softer and taste better.

bebuhl · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2010, 02:53:05 PM »

TASTE MY FUCKING CAR

Sqarak · « **Reply #29 on:** March 15, 2010, 03:17:24 PM »

Quote from: bebuhl on March 15, 2010, 02:53:05 PM

TASTE MY FUCKING CAR

on a more disturbing note:

Lick teh babieeeeesssssss

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